Qualche barzelletta sull'inglese degli italiani...:-)

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
the following:

'Emma come-a-first. Den I come. Den two asses come-a-together. I come
once-a-more! Two asses, they come-a-together gain. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this anymore, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,'
she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who's-a-talkin abouta sex? I'm
a justa tellinn' my frienda how to spell-a Mississippi'.